From the "Never Underestimate the Depth of Human Stupidity" Department

Mother's Homosexual Fear Cancels Schools' Event

For some reason, I'm not surprized this happened in Texas and the event's title "TWIRP Day" sounds like a perfect title for that woman instead. (In this case, it stands for "The Woman Is Requested to Pay," akin to Sadie Hawkins Day)It was replaced with "Camo Day" where you can get all gussied up in camoflage and black boots. Ahh! A man in uniform! Don't Ask Don't Tell, indeed!

Link courtesy of JillMatrix.